bored.

it's TOO hot outside to do anything fun and my husbands @ work.

so i've been googling inmate searches off sheriff's websites for my friends.

i've been able to view at least four mugshots so far, haha.

this is fun.

"bless his heart"

it's been 29 hours.

#2.

today i purchased a glorious vintage linen "parka" in a deep kelly green with white embroidering as well as a cute little gingham dress-number from the "days." it's super preppy but i look good in that and if mark loves it, i know i look good in it. some gay patrons in the store today were falling in love with me because of my verbal craftwork in our conversation on fannypacks. i back these on few people, just cause american apparel sells them, doesn't make them hip and you're probably not "hip" anyway. EITHER way, positive purchases and it's pretty rad that i live across from a venue that LADYTRON played at last weekend, now THAT was the shit.

"leaves were falling just like embers, in colors red and gold, they set us on fire, burning just like a moonbeam in our eyes... somebody said they saw me swinging the world by the tail, bouncin over a white cloud, killin the blues...."

not only does dolly produce amazing songs,

gems of glory like this fall out of her pretty pink botoxed lips:

"the higher the hair, the closer to heaven!"





put somethin on it.

# 1.

when i find myself in times of trouble,
mother mary comes to me...
speaking words of wisdom,

let it be....

SEE: VERSION THREE.